Javanutster and the Mindfarts from Mundanistan: Upgrader of Seats ..

.. I am not. I am extremely unsuccessful in my paltry (exPectorate) and pitiful attempts to upgrade my puny Sardine class NorthWurst airline seat to a Busyness class seat. Apparently:

I need 6000 more airmiles
There are no more business class seats available (really meh?)
I have the same chances of landing an upgrade as I had of winning the USD 316 Million Dollar Ohio lottery

So, I had to settle for:

A pic of two early bird Canada Geese staking out their Springtime nesting area
A pic of an extremely fat Squirrel (yes I know I promised, but he was so close by) taking shelter from the sudden snow storm, behind a tree. Wind was blowing the snow from right to left . Unfortunately, the snow was too fine for the camera to pick up.
If I were a Native American, I might have said that this was a PHAT squirrel (Pretty Hairy And Tasty)... [ahem]
Attempting to track an desperate but errant parcel that DHL fouled up. I made the mistake of going to the singapore site for customer service. I called the 1-800 number there, foolishly thinking it was a US number. [Ring] [Click] "Hello Baby! I'm sorry, all our girls are .." [HANG UP HANG UP]
Doodling on 'my' whiteboard, leaving this blog's web URL for my co-workers in Cleveland, suddenly bereft of my dazzling personality and Pepper's scintillating chatter. The peanut/poop/Dutch clog-like thingy is my best whiteboard interpretation of Singapore.
The silly Chinese Name translation is a joke, based on the fun Pepper and I had, translating our Cleveland Colleagues' names phonetically, into Mandarin.
For instance, our supervisor is "Jiao Na Sen, aka Summoner of coastal trees".
Another colleague is "Jie Ni Fu, aka Outstanding Intimate Woman", who could also be known as "Evergreen Rainbow of Increasing Clamor". You get the idea...